- Gary Beck
Welcome Mat

Welcome Mat
The ongoing search
for intelligent life
in the universe
should start at home,
in our dumbing-down Earth,
where we’re in desperate need
of solutions to our problems.
Obviously, the scientists
broadcasting our whereabouts
and our level of civilization
expect benevolent aliens
to make first contact.
What if it’s Pizarro E.T.,
and his conquistadors
seeking treasury and glory,
or whatever they lust for
and it probably ain’t Earth girls,
from the primitive nations
more concerned with killing each other
then resisting invasion from outer space.
—Gary Beck