Creative Differences Zeus: So, how long do you guys think it’ll take to pull this off this time? Vishnu: Not in a million years. Buddha: Not in a billion yea...

Upon Reading Gertrude Stein A Sillier Than Silly Rhyme A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose What does that mean, do you suppose? I asked Picasso, a friend of...

I Love My Wife but I Don’t Take Her Calls My wife called and since I don’t take her calls she left me a message even though she knows I don’t listen to her m...

My Children My children didn’t see the point of taking a bath from time to time. I said, get enough dirt on you and grass will grow. Didn’t work. I said, the...